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Category: Food

Cooking With Me!

Step 1: weave bacon, check YouTube to make sure you’re doing it right.
Step 2: be too lazy to go buy breadcrumbs, sift some whole wheat ritz crackers until your sifter looks offended
Step: 3 Mix in your ingredients and speak like Paula Deen
Step 4: realize you almost forgot milk, add it at the last minute, make a loaf, pretend it never happened.
Step 5: add your special sauce. Sing “lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun” repeatedly until finished
Step 6: have an anxiety attack over whether or not your bacon weave will fall apart as you transfer it onto the loaf
Step 7: wait and ponder whether or not you wasted a pack of bacon
Step 8: pretend you don’t live alone. Tell your “roommate” this kitchen won’t clean itself and those dishes won’t clean themselves. Give a side eye and smirk of disapproval, make a bowl of cereal.
I’ve been gone for a while but I had nothing to post about really. Life was neutral which is better because while it isn’t great, it isn’t bad either. But I’ll post about my trip to Mardi Gras soon and man stuff.

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Nana Is Not Here For You Vol 2

Blankets at happy hour

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I Know I Said I’ll Be Back…

My grandmother missed me while I was gone so I’m hanging out with her. Here’s a few photos from the holidays[hint: the posts will consists of these and more] to make up for lack of posts.

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I Fly Back to Texas Tonight

I know I haven’t been posting but today is my last day visiting my parents in VA. I have lots of photos and stories to tell. I’ll probably start writing during my two hour layover tonight. See you all then.

Birthdays and Stitches

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It’s my cousin’s 27th birthday. Her dog had hip surgery so we had takeout.. and a pajama day.

Cocoa Puffs and Bacon

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The breakfast of champions